The Salted Fish Couple Still Wants to Lie Flat Today

Yu Feiwan transmigrated into a book, becoming a fake young lady about to be exposed, and also the cannon fodder fiancée of the dragon-spurning protagonist. A true hellish start. She thought she could just lie low and marry the dragon-spurning protagonist—that wouldn’t be so bad. But the timing of her transmigration seemed off. At this very moment, she was on her way to break off the engagement. No matter. She could definitely turn the tide. But why was the jade pendant old man that belonged to the dragon-spurning protagonist on his illegitimate younger brother? And the dragon-spurning protagonist himself was lying in bed as a vegetable. How did things develop like this? Where exactly did things go wrong? Yet something even more absurd happened. Her identity as a fake young lady was exposed, and the Yus, who were good at making use of waste, sent her to the dragon-spurning protagonist’s place to be a bride for warding off evil. One fake, one waste. They were truly a match made in heaven. Looking at her newly acquired vegetable husband, Yu Feiwan lay down beside him on the wedding bed and said, “The Cultivation Realm is too terrifying. Being a salted fish and lying flat is pretty good.” A faint voice came from beside her, “Great minds think alike.” Tunan was reborn, and the first thing he did after rebirth was to get rid of that jade pendant old man. In his previous life, he fought tooth and nail, schemed with every trick in the book, and in the end, the mantis stalked the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. He fought to the very end only to make a wedding dress for someone else. In the end, the person was still the same person, but the core had been swapped. Having weathered countless storms, Tunan felt there was nothing wrong with being a happy salted fish. He tossed aside the admission invitation from the XX Sect. Lazily sprawled on the couch, beside him was Yu Feiwan, even lazier than him. The two of them made salted fish sounds together: “What should we eat tonight?”