No Amount of Luck Can Save the Unlucky, No Amount of Money Can Change Fate

My name is Yun Xu. Since childhood, I’ve been plagued by misfortune, born with an unlucky fate and a natural talent for losing money. To live a few more years, I entered into a ghost marriage with a ferocious ghost at age seven. Then at ten, I became a disciple, and at sixteen, I took up the post of celestial master. Uh, on my very first day, I shattered a precious sword worth a hundred million. …Whatever, let it all end. I thought my days would continue like this, full of narrow escapes. But then, when I turned eighteen, my master told me that if I couldn’t find the ferocious ghost I married and consummate the marriage, I wouldn’t live past twenty. Do you know what consummation means, Master? Consummating with a ferocious ghost? What could be more ghostly than knowing you have to consummate with a ferocious ghost? Yes, there is. It’s that while searching for this ferocious ghost, I fell for another ferocious ghost. …No other meaning, it’s mainly because the other one is just too good-looking. Perfectly normal, perfectly normal. Besides, I’m a poor ghost, he’s a ferocious ghost. Aren’t we just a match made in heaven? One day, the Ghost King of Fengdu, Xin Qian, woke up and suddenly remembered he had a wife in the mortal realm. He decided to check if she was still alive. Unexpectedly, the moment his little wife saw him, her calm eyes instantly lit up. Xin Qian: …No way, she likes me? One night, the two of them, one human and one ghost, decided to play a little game of romance, lying in bed. Xin Qian: “If your husband finds out you’re with me, what will you do?” Yun Xu: “You’re the one who led me down this path where I’m neither wife nor mistress!”