Canary and Dog

My fiancé was keeping a little canary. I told him to bring her over so I could take a look. Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too. On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage. I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!” He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”